Hello Mrs. Jones
6:34 Tue Apr 30
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He thought he'd first have a bash, At licking his new girl friend's gash But his labial kiss Tasted strongly of piss It was clear she'd just had a slash
Her bottom was deliciously pert quite visible from under her skirt
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arsene york-hunt
5:29 Tue Apr 30
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Amongst east european fruit pickers The ladies keep cool with no knickers, But the smell from their crutch, Can be just far too much, The farmers put up warning stickers.
He thought he'd first have a bash, At licking his new girl friend's gash
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Helmut Shown
4:26 Tue Apr 30
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The best quiz host seen on your screen, Bradley Walsh or perhaps Hughie Green Michael Miles from Take Your Pick Quizzed people who were thick Shit telly has become the routine
Amongst east european fruit pickers The ladies keep cool with no knickers
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arsene york-hunt
7:26 Tue Apr 30
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I hope that all that sitting at trials Gives Trump a bad case of the piles And Sturgeon should be sick, (If) her cell-mate has a dick,* Which would get alround lots of smiles.
*Paraphrased from a song by Dominic Frisby.
The best quiz host seen on your screen, Bradley Walsh or perhaps Hughie Green
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Hello Mrs. Jones
3:31 Tue Apr 30
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A bloke that I know called Danny, Picked up a really old granny But he wasn't a looney Like our old friend Rooney And stayed well clear of her fanny
I hope that all that sitting at trials Gives Trump a bad case of the piles
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arsene york-hunt
10:03 Mon Apr 29
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While preparing for a visit downstairs I noticed some crabs in her hairs, I applied lots of foam Scraped them out with a comb, Then availed myself of her wares.
A bloke that I know called Danny, Picked up a really old granny.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
6:43 Mon Apr 29
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Hello Mrs Jones and Helmut Shown The most romantic poets I've known I find my best inspiration Is after excessive libation Or while taking a dump on the throne
While preparing for a visit downstairs I noticed some crabs in her hairs
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arsene york-hunt
6:02 Mon Apr 29
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The cunts who watch the VAR screen Fuck ups are always routine, Manure, Liverpool, Come up trumps as a rule, For the rest it takes off the sheen.
Hello Mrs Jones and Helmut Shown The most romantic poets I've known,
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Helmut Shown
2:00 Mon Apr 29
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No fragrant douche could expunge The foul fishy smell of her clunge Her fanny so sour They gave her a shower With carbolic, Dettol and a sponge
The cunts who watch the VAR screen Fuck ups are always routine
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Hello Mrs. Jones
10:48 Sun Apr 28
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There was a young lady from Diss, Had a ring in her clitoris. What was even shabbier Was the stud in her labia Which was permanently drenched in piss
No fragrant douche could expunge The foul fishy smell of her clunge
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arsene york-hunt
2:32 Sun Apr 28
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She stripped off her clothes and stood there, And the passengers tried not to stare. Told the Police at Nottingham "My clothes, I felt hot'in'em, I'm a nudist and like to be bare."
There was a young lady from Diss, Had a ring in her clitoris.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:15 Sun Apr 28
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A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge But a number 2 Was something quite new And hided* the fact she was ginge.
She stripped off her clothes and stood there, And the passengers tried not to stare.
* - sorry!
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arsene york-hunt
11:49 Sat Apr 27
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While holding her bum cheeks apart. The girl did a very loud fart, Between me and you Not the thing you do, While attending the d'Oyly Carte.
A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge
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Mike Oxsaw
7:40 Sat Apr 27
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Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream? They huff and they toil, Yet they're still off the boil, And clearly have run out of steam.
While holding her bum cheeks apart. The girl did a very loud fart
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arsene york-hunt
7:31 Sat Apr 27
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Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream? Win lose or draw, We are always a bore Moyes sacking's our wish it would seem.
A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:11 Sat Apr 27
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A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter, very gobby His trips to the Lane Often ended in pain A perpetually trophy-less hobby
Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream?
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Helmut Shown
11:50 Fri Apr 26
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A French bird who lived down my street Had a bush that went down to her feet But through the great thatch Parts of her snatch Poked out giving suitors a treat
A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter, very gobby
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Helmut Shown
11:43 Fri Apr 26
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There was a young Frenchman from Rheims, Abducted by aliens it seems He was kept alive By his will to survive And a packet of Peake's custard creams
A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter and very gobby
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BRANDED
8:11 Fri Apr 26
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I made it to the loo in a hurry Which I'll blame on the dodgy prawn curry I tried to curl one but ended up hurling due to the stench of the slurry
A French bird who lived down my street Had a bush that went down to her feet
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Hello Mrs. Jones
7:40 Fri Apr 26
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Liverpool fans, two types, both scumbags, The real scouse cunts, and plastic slags If you go there perhaps They'll nick your hub caps This right bunch of northern scallywags
I made it to the loo in a hurry Which I'll blame on the dodgy prawn curry
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arsene york-hunt
3:32 Fri Apr 26
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That Yank country singer, Travis Tritt Is known to drone on quite a bit, I'd to google him, He looks a right quim, And no doubt his music is shit.
Liverpool fans, two types, both scumbags, The real scouse cunts, and plastic slags
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